The Pisser 

Another name for a toilet or urinal. Could also refer to a bathroom itself.

Person 1: I love using the pisser to relieve myself.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.

The Pisser by anonymous September 30, 2025

rushing the pisser 

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

rushing the pisser by smendler September 29, 2013

pop you in the pisser 

Kick you in the balls.

If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.

pop you in the pisser by mlhiss August 28, 2025

The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

The Miosis Pisser 

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

The Miosis Pisser by ADCAR December 13, 2023

shittin' the ponce's pisser 

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

shittin' the ponce's pisser by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Roughing the passer 

To be aggressive toward a "straight-passing" gay man, usually in a sexually-suggestive manner.

Kyle was quite 'thirsty' when he was roughing the passer last night. I didn't even know masculine was his type.

Roughing the passer by All ManicHamlet October 6, 2019