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The Pinch Who Stole Christmas 

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas

the pincher 

when you pinch the top of your dick to avoid ejaculation, often holding it until a jizz rag or toilet is available.
yo i totally beat off in the car today.

howd you not make a mess?

i just used the pincher til i found some paper towels.
the pincher by The Assman January 24, 2008

The Pinch and Twist 

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.
Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.

feel the pinch 

to experience the effects of having less money
Even pornography studios are beginging to feel the pinch.

The Pinch 

Cuban slang for "work" or "the job". Derived from "La Pincha"...
Juan: "dude how's the pinch going?"
Ricky: "how do you think it f'n sucks been pinching since 8am!"
The Pinch by manisero February 2, 2009

feel the pinch 

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.
person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!