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The Picnic 

When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!
Me and my friends all got together to do The Picnic and it was an amazing bonding experience!
The Picnic by Space Moose June 22, 2019
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that's what she said at the picnic 

The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!

The Forbidden Picnic 

Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.
We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.
The Forbidden Picnic by Gnawrly September 8, 2011

the forbidden picnic 

a sexual act pioneered by Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter in which two men hold a third partner betwixt the two, suspended from their erect penises, and begin to cartwheel simultaneously in the same direction.
Hey man, did you see that picture of Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter giving Max Weinberg The Forbidden Picnic?
the forbidden picnic by sconniestyle September 8, 2011

Not the full picnic 

Said about someone who doesn't really know their way around something or somewhere. Could be due to isolation. Sometimes a person with a troubled passed, could also be that they are suspicious to enter the present world.
She's not the full picnic, lives on her own in a torn house just outside town and rarely speaks to anyone.

picnic in the dark 

An ill-conceived or poorly planned venture.
When Tim forgot the booze, the party turned into a total picnic in the dark.

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? 

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
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