The Picnic

When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!

Me and my friends all got together to do The Picnic and it was an amazing bonding experience!

by Space Moose June 22, 2019

no picnic

Something that is not easy, not enjoyable.

Food allergies are no picnic

by Nandoca October 20, 2007

Picnic

Something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table

Sheldon: "Picnics are no picnic, either. Where should we go to lunch? Oh I know, the ground!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 7, 2018

PICNIC

Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.

by Andrew July 2, 2004

picnic

a word that, if spoken increases the chance of rain by approximately 42%

"I say charles it is a splended day, do you feel like a picnic?" (skys darken)

by The Mustard Tiger August 2, 2007

picnic

Contrary to fallacious urban legends about the word's supposedly racist roots, "picnic" is derived from the French term "pique nique", and refers to a meal eaten out of doors, where the participating groups each bring their own food.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, we spread out our blanket and had a picnic.

by Marj May 29, 2007

Picnic

Dirty Sex in the Woods.

Told my Mom I had a lovely picnic with Charles.

by late night picnics August 6, 2009