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The oval office

The toilet
guy#1: Hey, where were you?

guy#2: I was pooping in the oval office !!
The oval office by Amsh August 1, 2012

The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.
The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.
The Oval Office by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

Obamas' in the Oval Office 

referring to turds in the toilet
yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!

Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office 

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation
"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

Taking Obama to the Oval Office 

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

Drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office 

to take a crap.
Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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