The Omelette

When a person cums in an ear and then folds the ear over.

She wanted breakfast in bed so Mateo gave her the omelette.

by Illinwill August 30, 2014

Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

by Corncakes February 8, 2020

Out of the omelette

Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.

Opposite of in inside the omelette.

Yeah! I like coors light but it’s abit out of the omelette

by Cadey W. November 25, 2019

Drain the Omelete

Euphamism for female masturbation

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

by idriveavdub March 5, 2005

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Making the Mother of all omelettes

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022