Corncakes's definitions

Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

by Corncakes February 8, 2020

Porkchester

A chubby girl with undeniably large and stupendous tits.

By 2 am an average porkchester can become irresistible if one has had too much to drink.

by Corncakes February 27, 2020

Kablorski

The generously proportioned gut and pudendum of an otherwise normal-sized person

Due to the prodigious protrusion of his kablorski, Dave couldn’t get close enough to give his order at the omelette station without shouting.

by Corncakes March 7, 2020

candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

Hang balls

To stand around aimlessly doing nothing

The venue was in the middle of nowhere, so when we arrived for the concert two hours early, we had to hang balls until the doors opened.

by Corncakes January 20, 2024

Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

by Corncakes December 3, 2023

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024