6 definitions by Corncakes

Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

by Corncakes February 9, 2020

The generously proportioned gut and pudendum of an otherwise normal-sized person

Due to the prodigious protrusion of his kablorski, Dave couldn’t get close enough to give his order at the omelette station without shouting.

by Corncakes March 7, 2020

To relentlessly and single-mindedly pound away at your objective until it is achieved.

The rep introduced the bill and then monkeyfucked it through congress in less than a month.

by Corncakes September 16, 2022

A chubby girl with undeniably large and stupendous tits.

By 2 am an average porkchester can become irresistible if one has had too much to drink.

by Corncakes February 27, 2020

A woman who, despite her best intentions, habitually nips the tip of your Johnson during oral sex.

Jenny is down for dick, but she’s an habitual top chopper.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017