The Octopuss 

A dance move where you bend over with your ass in someone's face and do the twinkle fingers inbetween your legs.

I just performed the octopuss right in her face.

The Octopuss by Harry Dunne May 14, 2008

feeding the octopus 

Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.

Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.

feeding the octopus by bri_bel April 24, 2017

paul the octopus 

psychic octopus ready to b cooked by germans as it predicted spain to win :D

who will win the match blud?
i donno ..ask paul the octopus....

paul the octopus by rukkestop July 10, 2010

Paul the Octopus 

is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.

In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.

Paul the Octopus by JPRaptor July 11, 2010

The Octopus 

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

The Octopus by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

Paint the Octopus 

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity

David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"

Paint the Octopus by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.

Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

Taunting the Octopus by vert flacon June 26, 2006