An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense
"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.
by Lemmrx December 15, 2016
The octopus.
When fucking a girl you insert your whole penis, your balls, and scrotum into her vagina. Variation is the Pacific octopus which is the same thing but in the ass.
When fucking a girl you insert your whole penis, your balls, and scrotum into her vagina. Variation is the Pacific octopus which is the same thing but in the ass.
by Benburgh September 19, 2015
n., The Octopus is one of many sexual positions, similar in form to both the butterfly and "squashing the deckchair". The receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (ass hanging off). The giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver's legs on his shoulders. While penetrating, the giver may--at his discretion--lean forward to create extra tension. Increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-dicking.
by Double D, The Deep Dicker December 30, 2008
a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates
by wasteman1066 February 11, 2009
A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.
Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?
A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus
A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus
by J-Biiiz March 14, 2011
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