Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

Herein lies the negotiations by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.

Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!

negotiating the pussy by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010

negotiate with the evil one

to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night

negotiate with the evil one by Preywinder November 2, 2010

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026