The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)
see "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 16, 2009

The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 20, 2009

Manhandle the Salami 

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

Manhandle the Salami by keifermail July 12, 2009

the russian manhandler 

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

the russian manhandler by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007