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The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"
Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.
The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 20, 2009

Manhandle the Salami 

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

the russian manhandler 

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies
Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026