The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)
see "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 16, 2009

The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 20, 2009

Manhandle the Salami 

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

Manhandle the Salami by keifermail July 12, 2009

the russian manhandler 

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

the russian manhandler by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019