The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and
2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The
two periods are the
Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.
* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other
person out). This period can last over 3 days
long.
Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what
REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually
kiss.
Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm
dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and
people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.
The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.
Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to
normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.
* The
average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks
