the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and
superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known
universe , first the cutlery drawer then the
kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN
ETERNITY''
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an
army of
spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''