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When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.
by TheDJC February 27, 2020
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.
I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah
by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020
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