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The Marsh 

A new form of STD contracted by my good friend, while sleeping with too many dirty girls.
A combination of syphilis, gonorreah, genital warts and crabs.
This may seem harsh, this new disease called The Marsh. Its rare not generic and spread by derek, so close your legs bitches and ull stay hoes without itches, if you know girls hes been with, most likely a bohemeth, run for the door to avoid that red sore. If its too late, dont tell your date, just try to pass her on to another mate. LOL
--- Mat and Ty
"Yo man, my balls are itchy"
"you probably have The Marsh"
The Marsh by noskillz December 3, 2007
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The Marsh Family 

The Marsh family, a wonderful family of happy demigod bats
A: Are you a happy bat?
B: A what?
A: Never mind, guess you aren't in The Marsh Family smh
The Marsh Family by Andi.M May 5, 2021

in the marsh 

Frequently described as being in a in a fucked up situation, screwed, or just losing at life. Also used to describe muddy, swamp-like land.
Your 20 years old, not in school, don't have a job, and you have a kid on the way, your in the marsh.

Joe: Man I missed the last bus home.
Ben: IN THE MARRRSSHHH!!! LOL you betta hitchhike.

Brian got mud on his new sneakers when he walked in the marsh.
in the marsh by Sincere7 April 24, 2011

"The Randy Marsh" 

The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.
"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH 

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

The Marshall Mathers LP 2

Eminem's eighth and probably last studio album. It was released on November 5, 2013. It is a sequel to Eminem's most critically acclaimed album The Marshall Mathers LP, which was released 13 years ago. The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200. It's Eminem's seventh consecutive number one album. The album returns to the Slim Shady style ridiculously acrobatic wordplay that made him the best rapper alive and one of the best of all time.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 is Eminem's best album since The Eminem Show.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 by jfapuz November 18, 2013

The Marshall Mathers LP

The second major label and third studio album by american Hip-Hop artist Eminem, it was released on May 20th, 2000 and September 11th, 2000 in the United Kingdom. The album is Eminem's most successful album selling 1.76 million copies it's first week making it the fastest selling rap album in history beating out Snoop Dogg's label debut Doggystyle. The album went on to be certified Diamond, the album was very controversial at the time manly for it's attack on Gays and Lesbians in lyrics to the songs which promoted GLADD to protest the album telling record stores to take the album off the shelves and Radio DJs to not promote the album. The most controversial song on the album is "Kim" in which Eminem kills his then wife Kim Marthers/Scott the clean version of the album takes the song out and replaces with "The Kids". The controversy came to a head at the Grammy Awards which Em was nominated for Best Rap Album which GLADD protested, Eminem responded by playing "Stan" with artist Elton John singing Dido's parts.
The Marshall Mathers LP is one of the greatest albums of all time.
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