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the marijuana store 

The place where you walk in and buy marijuana
I just got paid; it's time to go to the marijuana store
the marijuana store by Queen Buttrix February 12, 2022

The Marijuana-Logues 

The Marijuana-Logues is an Off-Broadway comedy show in New York City. Arj Barker, Doug Benson and Tony Camin are the creators and performers. It is a four man stand-up comedy show, with the majority of the humor centered around the drug marijuana.
"Everyone was high at the Marijuana-Logues, we laughed our asses off."

The Marijuana-Logues 

The show's title is a play on the long-running Broadway show The Vagina Monologues. The show began its run in March 2004.
"The Marijuana-Logues...what was I saying?"

suck the semen from the marijuana 

When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana

to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water

get a large hit

to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.
Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay 

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The new marijuana 

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?
The new marijuana by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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