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Tom the Mail Man
An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.
Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is
Tom the Mail Man by 2extra May 11, 2021
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letter in the mail box
This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!
aka - wedgey
aka - wedgey
letter in the mail box by troubledemon March 27, 2009
Haulin the mail
"hauling the mail"... a phrase used to define a vehicle, human, or other object moving at an incredable rate. (faster then the object would typically move)
The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"
The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"
while watching a barstool race.
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"
Haulin the mail by "McNasty" & "Hollywood" September 1, 2009
house in the mail
A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.
house in the mail by jkatticus May 3, 2008
in the mail
Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail
in the mail by Jon Reed July 31, 2006
right as the mail
to be right, without any uncertainty. taken from the idea that the mail is always prompt and on time.
right as the mail by Twan Diggity June 27, 2006
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.