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The Macho 

It defines the intrinsic quality a person posesses when they show the ability to adapt easily and quickly to any kind of physical activity without dietary or hormonal supplementation.
Joe's muscles have grown much more than would have been expected since he started weightlifting. He has the macho. In the short time since Jane has taken up biking, she has been able to ride great distances at a relatively high speed that would closely equal that of a seasoned veteran of the sport. She has the macho.
The Macho by DinoTheJoker August 21, 2021
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The macho Man 

After having sex with your female partner, roll her off the top bunk and proceed to give her an elbow drop.hot karl,golden shower,the angry pirate,glass bottom [boat,cherry cheesecake
Last night, I gave my girlfriend The Macho Man
The macho Man by krda April 13, 2007

The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass

Something you say when your luck finally starts to pick up, at least temporarily
*Tourettes guy keeps trying to unscrew a screw , but keeps failing. The screw finally starts to loosen a few minutes later*

"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

The Norm MacDonald 

When the male wears a funny ten gallon cowboy hat and makes the female wear a fake moustache while doin' her doggystyle.

Perferably in front of a large mirror.
"Remember that fake moustache I bought? I pulled The Norm MacDonald with it yesterday."
The Norm MacDonald by wauCHAWH December 28, 2009

The Old Macdonald 

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.
Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
The Old Macdonald by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010

The Tom Macdonald 

When in the middle of sex, you start rambling about politics with most of what you're saying being wrong.
"I heard she has aids bro, you need to pull The Tom Macdonald."
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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