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The Leon

Definition: When you walk across some ones eyes with a can of pepper or bear spray, in other words, spray them in the eyes as you quickly walk passed them. Best performed with two people close to the same hight.
I think that the definition is pretty srightforward, and a example is not needed
by Big Chief Hohn December 15, 2004
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Kings of the Leon Age

Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.
I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.
by dudeman April 7, 2004
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Leon_the_Great

Verb(v. 'lee-on thee grayte')

IRL : To be both inteligent, but most importantly wise (totally different things) to a near godlike level.

On The Internet : Specifically on the internet, to Leon_the_Great means to have such a total deep understanding of everything and everyone, that one can simply rise above anything, and look down at everything. The 'everyone' and 'everything' is absolute to the ultimate extreme, a total *.* of inclusion.
In essence, Leon_the_Great is the ace of trumps.
IRL : "So yeah this bomb went off in the tube train i was on this morning, but in a carriage further up thank god! Everyone was screaming and panicing and.. oh, it was just so terrible. This guy sitting next to me though.. just totally Leon_the_Greated out. Can you believe he kept on working on his laptop like nothing happened!! I mean come on, a bloody support beam had landed a few inches from his head, yet he gave it the briefest of glances and got back to work!"

On the Internet : "The other day i came into this internet textual verbal chat room, and as usual these steriotypical internet users were having a purely textual verbal battle. Seemed pretty higher class users too, no "ur mum", instead a whole torrent of massive perfect-grammared paragraphs with big words, well thought out intelectual insults at each other, pomposity and arogance seething from every word. Then this other guy who had been watching a while suddenly came out of the blue and COMPELTELY Leon_the_Greated them both in 3 lines. They had to retreat right back to some of the most blatent and deluded delusions i have ever seen, to prevent themselves from simply having to commit suicide.
by Unbiast Third Party July 16, 2008
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A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!
"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"
by hittheroad646 September 16, 2020
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a dose of the Leons

The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'

Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
Sorry i didn't go out last night, i had a dose of the Leons...'
by mrbruceman May 17, 2009
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The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.
Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.
by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016
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the leonitis

what you feel when watching any movie too many times, specifically 300 than trying to quote it at any and all times
"dude, after watching 300 a million times i fel i've got the leonitis"
"all these people quoting 300 is giving me leonitis
by carrington II March 27, 2009
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