The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.
Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..
by mrbruceman November 18, 2017
Get the Trump Shit mug.To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
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Get the Airplane Sticker mug.A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss
'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'
by mrbruceman February 21, 2009
Get the spiss mug.When referring to the level of a person's stupidity - the case being that the person is so stupid it's not even their fault, they clearly are a cretin, or an imbecile...
My neighbour is such an imbecile that he shovelled the snow off his car, driveway and path and piled it high on the sidewalk so that no-one could walk down the road. I mean, that shit's medical...
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Get the that shit's medical mug.The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
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