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The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
by mrbruceman May 17, 2009
Get the a dose of the Leons mug.A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
Get the stretcher mug.A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss
'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'
by mrbruceman February 21, 2009
Get the spiss mug.Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
Get the Airplane Sticker mug.The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
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Get the cotton bullets mug.The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.
Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..
by mrbruceman November 18, 2017
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