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The Knockouts 

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!
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the knockout 

when a guy gives a girl so much pleasure that she faints. it is one of the hardest sexual feats to do.
I gave my girl the knockout cause i was just that good at the sex.
the knockout by Dj the dl September 23, 2009

The Knockout 

Chugging an entire beer while the bottle fills with smoke, then inhaling the smoke.
Guy: "Got some beers, wanna use the knockout?"
Dude:"Fuck yeah, hook me up!"
The Knockout by Outer Exos May 5, 2013

The WILD knockout. 

0-11 Fighter Short (Osama Binladin Jr) was taking on JESUS TAPIA 11-0 Fighter 2x Champion almost considered the G.O.A.T of the RSMA Undisputed Combat League and Short was ready to lose. BUT IN A TURN OF EVENTS SHORT THREW HIS 20TH KICK OF THE NIGHT TO SECURE THE KNOCKOUT IN THE FIRST ROUND. What a wild night, The MEXICAN KID GOT KNOCKED OUT.
THIS IS The WILD KNOCKOUT. Short Defeats JESUS TAPIA!!!

The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face
Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.