The Knockouts

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"

Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!

The Knockouts by Badass Punk May 1, 2006

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the knockout

when a guy gives a girl so much pleasure that she faints. it is one of the hardest sexual feats to do.

I gave my girl the knockout cause i was just that good at the sex.

the knockout by Dj the dl September 23, 2009

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The Knockout

Chugging an entire beer while the bottle fills with smoke, then inhaling the smoke.

Guy: "Got some beers, wanna use the knockout?"
Dude:"Fuck yeah, hook me up!"

The Knockout by Outer Exos May 5, 2013

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The WILD knockout.

0-11 Fighter Short (Osama Binladin Jr) was taking on JESUS TAPIA 11-0 Fighter 2x Champion almost considered the G.O.A.T of the RSMA Undisputed Combat League and Short was ready to lose. BUT IN A TURN OF EVENTS SHORT THREW HIS 20TH KICK OF THE NIGHT TO SECURE THE KNOCKOUT IN THE FIRST ROUND. What a wild night, The MEXICAN KID GOT KNOCKED OUT.

THIS IS The WILD KNOCKOUT. Short Defeats JESUS TAPIA!!!

The WILD knockout. by THE SHORT KNOCKOUT September 29, 2023

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The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face

Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.

The Upper Peninsula Knockout by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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