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Sexual act derived from the famous game character Kirby. This is when a person is able to put a man's shaft and both balls in the mouth (licking the balls while performing this is a huge plus). Because of this, the person's face becomes rounded and bigger, resembling Kirby.
I don't know how that bitch over there pulled off the Kirby on big dick DJ.
The Kirby by snakebiter October 7, 2009
Words you can keep
When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.
I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch
The Kirby by Izzysparks420 March 22, 2024

The Kirby Dance 

The Kirby Dance, is to this day, the single greatest emote known to man. It spans from texting, to mesaging, and AIM. But the orgins of such a powerful emote seems to be from the MMORPG World of Warcraft, and Mr. Rogers (Some legends say that Mr Rogers had this as one of his many gruesome tattos during his tour in vietnam). Although it appears to be nothing more than a simple emote, such as
:D
XD

:-P

It actually has a much more indepth purpose. It is, by most, to be the single most amazing way to spark a conversation. Also, legends say that one who can acutally perform this emote in real life using their body, could be endowed with inmortality, and unlimited wealth. Of course, no human could possibly mimic the Kirby Dance.

Except for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Kimbo Slice.

The Kirby Dance emote looks like this

<(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom:Hey guys whats up?
Kerra789: N2m chatting how bout you
Tom: bout the same lolz. so you guys set for friday
Jacob1000: yeah bro i am. Hey whens leroy comin back?
XxstevenxX: who knows he said he had a phonecall
LEROYLOLZ: <(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom: wtf is that?
Kerra789: o.o
XxstevenxX: im going to kill myself now. bye

XxstevenxX is offline

LEROYLOLZ: FUCK YEAH!!! All hail The Kirby Dance!
The Kirby Dance by MrSnorlax September 19, 2009

The Kirby Move 

A move that a female may perform on the male penis where she inhales it in a great length to time ratio, much like the video game character, Kirby, would do, resulting in great ejaculation for the male.
Guy 1: Yo, bro, did you smash last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, bro. She did the Kirby Move, it was crazy.

THE KIRBY PUCKETT 

you bang your date from behind in the bathroom of the restaurant you took her out to on your date, when you finish, you back hand slap her in the face, perhaps spit on her.. and than take off leave her with the check for the meal.
Nice job Kirby Pucketting your date,...nothing like a free meal.
THE KIRBY PUCKETT by HELLSBELLS September 7, 2005

Kirby the Kitchen 

when you don’t eat all day, come home, and eat everything in sight because you’re hungry.
bro i don’t eat lunch at school so everyday i come home and kirby the kitchen
Kirby the Kitchen by tbone_ November 2, 2021

Kirby "the" G 

(Kur-bee)- A "G"; master at badassedness; funny, intelligent person. Not to be confused by the Nintendo character.
Not to be confused with a gio, who happens to be the sexiest/badassed person in the world.
This is not an example about "Kirby "the" G"
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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