Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009
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Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.
Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.
by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009
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Smelly Zangief

Sex move derived from a character from Street Fighter 2. When two people are performing a 69, one farts on the other's face and clinches on the partner like the spinning pile driver so he/she can't escape.
Jason pulled of the Smelly Zangief on his partner Robby. It sure sucks to be stuck with the smell of a fart and a cock in your mouth.
by SnakeBiter October 19, 2009
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The Diamond

Sex move involving five guys and one whore. The whore strokes two cocks with her right and left hand, sucks a cock, and gets penetrated in the ass and her vagina by the remaining two cocks. When you draw a line and connect the cocks, it forms a diamond-like shape.
Elvira attempted the diamond the other day; the aftermath was grim.
by SnakeBiter October 26, 2009
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Expwned

Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.
Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.
by SnakeBiter November 02, 2009
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Everybody's got AIDS theory

A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.
Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
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Double Dip

A devious sex move where a man penetrates a bitch's vagina, and then swiftly pulls out and penetrate her ass. When the bitch yells or says something about it, the man takes his dick out of her ass, and goes back penetrating the vagina.
Ken pulled off the double dip on his girlfriend because he found out that she was a skanky ho who slept with nine of his friends.
by SnakeBiter November 16, 2009
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