snakebiter's definitions

Expwned

Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.

Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.

by SnakeBiter November 2, 2009

Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009

Spicy Mario

Sex move that was derived from Fire-Flower Mario from "Super Mario Brothers". One gets some type of spice residue (tobasco, pepper, etc) on their finger and finger-bangs a female to "fire" her up.

Ryan performed the Spicy Mario on his girlfriend and watched her jump around screaming.

by snakebiter October 6, 2009

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

Hookcock

Similar to a hook punch except you do it with your penis. One grabs his penis, hooks it to the left or right, and slaps somebody with it across the face.

Brian decided to hookcock his buddy Bobby at the party because Bobby was passed out.

by SnakeBiter November 4, 2009

Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.

The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

The Snapper

Sex move used when a man fully inserts his penis in the twat/anal from behind, the person penetrated swings his/her ass violently to the side which results in "snapping" the penis of the penetrator in half.

Henry decided to be gay and booty-bang Josh while he's asleep, but Josh pulled off the snapper and "snapped" Henry's small dick.

by SnakeBiter October 7, 2009