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tickle the kipper 

when a girl experiments, masturbates or plays with herself.
When the husbands away on buissness Janice has to tickle the kipper
tickle the kipper by crowther1234 February 3, 2008

kissing the kipper 

this is the act of giving oral sex to a female tramp. this can also be any unkept women but a tramp has the full effect
i thought it would be so good to do but i just ended up kissing the kipper. she needs to wash down there or something
kissing the kipper by Liam [302] October 31, 2006

the krippy weed 

a colloquialism used by sketchy people in new england.

It is the street name of specific type of marijuana hybrid that is primarily indica.

The nature of the bud leaves your body feeling it the most.
customer: "aight then lemme get an ounce of the krippy weed and a half of the headies"

Santa claus: (Yelling at elves) GET THE MAN HIS ORDER YOU LAZY IMMIGRANTS!
the krippy weed by zueses left nut January 19, 2010

Tickle The Kipper 

To tickle ones kipper means to give a boy a hand job.
Jesse: i saw you with that dude last night, what happened?
Ellen: oh you know the usual
Jesse: youu tickle the kipper?
Ellen: ohh yeaaa
Tickle The Kipper by Jokes4ufolks October 1, 2009

Flick the kipper 

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.

Hunt the Kipper 

Hunt the Kipper is part of the trio of party games namely Hide the Salami and Shove Piggy Shove.
Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
Hunt the Kipper by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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