The Jordo

Smelly man who thinks he knows everything, uses people, referred to himself in the third person and hoards garbage from the dump in his father's house, even tho hed too old to live there and writes repetitive loser metal music no one hears.

The jordo doesn't like that band, so you suck if you like them

by Chankmerotti October 12, 2017

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.

Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015

the Jordan

The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.

I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.

by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012

The Jordan

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.

Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

by Micheal69420lol May 9, 2021