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Killing The Hyena 

Jacking Off very loudly in public spaces
See Sal over there he is Killing The Hyena

The Internet Hyena's Grasp 

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

The Hyeena

Taping numerous feathers to your penis and having anal sex with a girl. If you perform right she will laugh like a hyeena.
I hyeenad Julieanna so greatly when she laughed so hard she passed out. So, of course i had to bitch slap that hoe.
The Hyeena by Squeo and Zack January 12, 2003

thehyena 

The mother f*cking illest post whore ever. Hated on by Aw4g63 due to the fact that thehyena has a large penis and Aw4g63's stomach completely engulfs his. thehyena ownz you and your family.
He is better than you in every way and is completely unstoppable.
thehyena kicks more ass than Chuck Norris.
Damn, signed up last week and thehyena already has 1500 posts.
I want thehyena's sexy body.
thehyena by thehyena July 16, 2004

thehyena 

The post pimp of the century, completely unstoppable.

See also: awesome, the man, sexy, banging your girl, always right, cool, > you
thehyena is a total stud
thehyena out-posts everyone regardless.
The uncontrollable force is known as thehyena
thehyena by your girlfriend September 20, 2004

thehyena 

a gaint tool of the DSMworld. He should drive a corrola with a 7 foot wing. That would be suiting. He is owned by AW4G63 in the land of the forums and is constantly reminded of this.

See: Buttpirate, jock swinger, Jamie Ab., Dsmlife , AW4G63s fan club
Aw4G63 Man that kid in my fan club is nuts, he tried to capture me in a giant glass jar! /Aw4g63
thehyena by AW4G63 December 4, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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