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The Hong Kong

A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"
"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."
The Hong Kong by Ed Flesh April 16, 2022
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The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

Wrong like the air in Hong Kong 

Due to the high pollution levels in Hong Kong, the phrase "wrong like the air in Hong Kong" is used to describe a situation or state of well being that exhibits an air of unhealthiness.

The former British colony is affected by two sources of air pollution. One is local street level pollution, emitted primarily by diesel vehicles. The second is regional smog, caused by a combination of pollutants from motor vehicles, industry and power plants both in Hong Kong and the Pearl River Delta region.

The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government gives high priority to controlling both street level air pollution and smog; however, it still remains "wrong like the air!"
Friend 1: How are you feeling today?

Friend 2: Wrong like the air in Hong Kong!

Friend 3: What happened at that party?

Friend 4: It was Hong Kong! Wrong like the air!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP! 

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.
Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

The current chief executive of Hong Kong 

Carrie Lam. The ‘best’ CE ever. ‘999999999’ votes for her to live forever. Also called ‘Miss 777’ since she got 777 votes in the election in 26/3/2020.
The current chief executive of Hong Kong is so ‘good’!

Hong Kong in the trunk 

n. A condition brought on by overeating at the local Chinese food buffet. Symptoms include stomach cramps, bloating, and gas.
You can smell me 'fore you see me, I got Hong Kong in the trunk.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026