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the mad hatter 

While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.
Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.
the mad hatter by Thegang2 December 26, 2013

Dab on the haters 

A coping mechanism for 5th graders to avoid the realization that Existance is pain
Jake pauly fan: "Hey Da'quan, you hear what Michael said about you?"
Da'quan: "I don't care what Michael said. DAB ON THE HATERS"
Dab on the haters by Cyprus EVo October 27, 2017

dab on the haters 

A term used by a retarded white boy named Jake Paul and his 12-year-old followers
me- bruh this kid hating on my LeBrons

Jake Paul- Dab on the haters
dab on the haters by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

Dab on the haters 

Reject the hate and dab to show that you don't care! Dab on the hate and show the haters that you're better than them. Accept yourself for who you are.
Dab on the haters:

"Some bullies were being mean to me so I just dabbed on those haters and left"

The Hater 

A column on the AV Club, a website spun off from The Onion that focuses on pop culture. It is written by Amelie Gillette and usually updates once a day on a M-F schedule. Although she occasionally shows biting wit, many of her subjects are just fish in a barrel, and would be better off ignored than having such vast reserves of negative energy wasted on their idiocy. She appears to possess an especially extreme hatred for Dane Cook and Zach Braff.
The Hater is really drinkin' the haterade today. Did you see where she blasted Paris Hilton?
The Hater by roundthewheel October 24, 2007

Dabbing on the haters 

When you take back control and dab on those haters to show you don't care about the hate and accept yourself for who you are!
Dabbing on the haters:
There were some bullies being mean back there so I just dabbed on those haters and left
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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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