Hatter

A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.

carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?

mike: oh well you can tell me ill help

Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust

by CareBear1310 October 28, 2010

Hatter

A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.

Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!

by Hot_East February 07, 2009

Hatter

1.A Tripper, some one who trips out while high.

2. Someone who is mad (crazy) drinkin chi

Person One: I wanna go home this high is too much.
Second Person:Dawg, stop being a Hatter.

Alice sat with a Hatter in Wonderland.

by LucySkyDiamondsHigh June 20, 2011

Hatter

Some bitch that goes on urban dictionary and tries to make you look bad putting your name on here...some bitch that's ugly inside and sometimes on the outside too that feels like shit and tries to make others feel there pain or just hate people that are cooler then them

MR G peaks hey what's up matt you like these new Jordan's I got just got em from footlocker they just came out last week

Matt THE HATTER speaks man you know those are not from the mall there from the Swapt meet get real you freaking cheap azz bitch motha fucka fuck you you fucking dumb ass motha fucka

{but he says it behinds MR G's BACK} lol

by jjjjjjjjjjohnson August 27, 2014

The Hatter

While receiving a blow job and the moment of climax you grab your partners finger and shove it in your ass!

Dick received the Hatter last night and loved it!

by The Hatter January 20, 2016

Hattered

When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.

John hattered jim and Jim cried.

by Omaralcoortia June 13, 2011

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 11, 2007