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Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.
1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.
The Hat by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
When one has "the hat" he is typically doing extremely well. For example, he may have a flash car, nice house, fit wife, etc.
"Timmy, now there's a man who has the hat."
The Hat by John Delonge April 25, 2006

The hat fic 

An extremely disturbing fanfiction which involves YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester).

In this fanfic, Phil buys a hamster, but then wakes up in a room, to a naked Dan. Dan proceeds to kill the hamster, making Phil drink it's blood along with Dan's own semen. The fan fiction goes on disturbingly, and unless you want to vomit all over yourself, I suggest you not read it.
Girl 1: omg have you read the hat fic?

Girl 2: omfg yes it is so disturbing I can't believe Dan Howell did that
The hat fic by ShadowSong April 7, 2015

The Hat Fic 

The most unholy fic ever about Dan and Phil. the fic is about Dan and Phil buying a hamster then literally a day later Phil is all fucking tied up or something and Dan decides to literally drowns the hamster in his own cum until it dies and Phils all fucking traumatized then afterwards he FUCKING rips the hamsters head off and forces Phil to drink the mixture of the poor hamsters blood and Dans cum and just a lotta fucked up demon shit happens and at the end Dan literally fucking eats the hamster and they apparently do that every month 😍
Girl 1: Omg! I just read The Hat Fic? It is so fucked up!

Boy 2: Yeah I have, now I can never look at hamsters or hats the same again.
The Hat Fic by p0l4r1ze March 17, 2022

The Hat Guy 

Among the usually loud, outspoken, boisterous, and hardcore fans that attended the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) federation, stood a middle-to-late-aged man at the front row, "The Hat Guy", who was well-known just for being an even louder, even more outspoken and more boisterous fan than any of his peers. When everyone else was sitting down, he would randomly stand up (on average 30 times during the entire show, (if not more) and bark things at the wrestlers, referees, women, and just about anybody who walked into the wrestling ring.

It seemed like he showed up at nearly every single ECW event.

And since no one knew his name, they identify him as "The Hat Guy"
Wrestling Fan #2: Who's that guy screaming in the front row?
Wrestling Fan #1: Oh that's the hat guy.
Wrestlign Fan#2: What's his name?
Wrestling Fan#1: No one knows. He's just 'the hat guy'.
Wrestling Fan #2: He part of the show?
Wrestling Fan #1: Although it seems like he is, he's not.

The Hat Man 

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
The Hat Man by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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