the hat

(n) A place used for smoking weed. A code word for a safe place to smoke

Dude Alex.. are you going up to the hat to smoke?
Alex: Yeah man, wanna come chill

by Bill101 May 20, 2012

HAT HAT

Commonly used by Silent Bob on Wakinglimb forums. Used as a punchline in a poor joke, or totally randomly.

Little Joes a Nottinghill Rent Boy


HAT HAT

by Little Joe May 21, 2004

hat

Treasured as sacred relics to Team Fortress 2 players, hats are a form of cosmetic headgear that have no gameplay effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that they're completely inconsequential to the game itself, people seem to do ANYTHING just to get their useless hats, from trading, to Steam game promotions, and even through micro-transactions.

Average TF2 player: Willing to trade 5 flare guns for a Towering Pillar of Hats

by Flash Dude July 27, 2011

hatting

To make anti-gay comments to hide the fact that you are gay and desire other men and cock.

Dude, check out Zeke. He’s hatting again on those fellas. You know he just wants to follow them to the bathhouse and swallow their wads.

Quit hatting

by Black Salamander December 22, 2018

hat

1. n. Best cure for baldness...better than rogaine
2. n.Pr. A man who was unjustly put in prison for the murder of 23 babies. He did it in self defence.

Free Hat!

by virus April 1, 2003

hat

An article of clothing designed for ones head.

"My hat is red."

by MF September 4, 2002

Hat

(British) slang for condom

wear a hat or you may catch something

by Lindlof May 28, 2004