(n) A place used for smoking weed. A code word for a safe place to smoke
Dude Alex.. are you going up to the hat to smoke?
Alex: Yeah man, wanna come chill
by Bill101 May 20, 2012
Commonly used by Silent Bob on Wakinglimb forums. Used as a punchline in a poor joke, or totally randomly.
Little Joes a Nottinghill Rent Boy

by Little Joe May 21, 2004
Treasured as sacred relics to Team Fortress 2 players, hats are a form of cosmetic headgear that have no gameplay effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that they're completely inconsequential to the game itself, people seem to do ANYTHING just to get their useless hats, from trading, to Steam game promotions, and even through micro-transactions.
Average TF2 player: Willing to trade 5 flare guns for a Towering Pillar of Hats
by Flash Dude July 27, 2011
To make anti-gay comments to hide the fact that you are gay and desire other men and cock.
Dude, check out Zeke. He’s hatting again on those fellas. You know he just wants to follow them to the bathhouse and swallow their wads.

Quit hatting
by Black Salamander December 22, 2018
1. n. Best cure for baldness...better than rogaine
2. n.Pr. A man who was unjustly put in prison for the murder of 23 babies. He did it in self defence.
by virus April 1, 2003
An article of clothing designed for ones head.
"My hat is red."
by MF September 4, 2002