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AFH
"AFH" stands for "away from home" and is the act of taking a shit anywhere outside of the comfort of your own home. Particuarily applies to taking a shit at your friends house.
"Oh god, I need to go AFH. Now."
by John Delonge April 08, 2006

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An old game by the name of Monster Rancher 1 & 2 used to have a small, fat, boneless creature called a Gaboo.

Therefore, it became commonplace by its players to call anyone short and fat a “gaboo”, a “gaboo” can also be any person that is particularly gutless and cowardly.
"Jim is such a fucking gaboo."
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Loosley translates to "rubbish" in German.
"You took on three polar bears and the entire Nazi army on your own with only a potato gun? Shnickshnack!"
by John Delonge April 08, 2006

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When a person screws another person over completely and utterly.
“Oh fuck. Jim has taken my credit cards, and last night he hypnotised me and made me reveal all my bank details and PIN numbers. Now he’s drained all the money from all my accounts, bought a Thai bride and a plane and flew to Cuba where he’ll no doubt take over some seedy drug ring and use my hard, earned cash to buy hookers, cocaine and god knows what else. Fuck, I totally got shitflapped.”

“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”

"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."
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When one has "the hat" he is typically doing extremely well. For example, he may have a flash car, nice house, fit wife, etc.
"Timmy, now there's a man who has the hat."
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Any drink that is found to be unsatisfactory. Used typically in the Midlands of the United Kingdom
"This drink's awful, what the fuck is this? Bastardjuice?"
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1) Something, usually a task, that is extremely difficult to perform and thus causes considerable stress as one feels completely unable to do it.

2) When a man lays on top of a woman and thrusts his penis into her mouth, often a violent action.

3) When one receives shot in the head, typically with a gun.
1) "For fuck's sake! That maths exam was a totaly skull fuck."

2) "Coming to mine for a skull fuck?"

3) "Heard about Johnny "The Hat" Bastardtooth?"

"Yeah, Billy the Arse pirate gave him a skull fuck."
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