The happy
Romantic intercourse between two lovers who refuse to establish a relationship because one can't figure out their feelings for the other while the other loves them.
The happy by stfudestney May 20, 2015
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The Happy Birthday Song
Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
The Happy Birthday Song by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021
The Happy Gambino
The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.
"Hey man, so I walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my dick out and put it in her face. And then I told her, 'Bitch, it ain't gonna suck itself.' She got pissy, gave me a dirty ass look, and neglected it. So I lined up and fixed her bad attitude with "The Happy Gambino!"
The Happy Gambino by dcbass86 November 23, 2014
the Happy Accidents
One of the sweetest Ska bands to ever walk the Earth. "the Happy Accidents" is spelled exactly as you see it. The "t" is lowercase, the "the" always there, and the music is always rockin'! They've released a "Midget Cd" entitled "Get Out of the Cart".
the Happy Accidents by David "English" Mortimer August 17, 2006
The Happy Monroe
The Poor Man's A.M.F.:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz liqueur
2 oz watermelon snowcone syrup
2 oz club soda
Once a last ditch effort of highschoolers raiding their parents alcohol cabinets, the Happy Monroe has become a staple drink of the underground L.A. party hipster scene. It is the alcoholic equivalent of a "Jeffery" blunt.
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz liqueur
2 oz watermelon snowcone syrup
2 oz club soda
Once a last ditch effort of highschoolers raiding their parents alcohol cabinets, the Happy Monroe has become a staple drink of the underground L.A. party hipster scene. It is the alcoholic equivalent of a "Jeffery" blunt.
Underage Kid: "Why do they call it 'The Happy Monroe?' By the end of the night I always end up crying in the bathroom in my underwear.."
Chick: "I always have a good time.. JAMBS!"
Chick: "I always have a good time.. JAMBS!"
The Happy Monroe by The Sgts. at Arms October 24, 2011
The Happy Diet
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
The Happy Diet by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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