13 definitions by The Intimidating British Guy

Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.

Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.

Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Boomer

The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN

Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021

Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Tik Tok

If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok

tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 17, 2021

Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.

I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021