The Intimidating British Guy's definitions

Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.

Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.

Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Boomer

The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN

Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021

Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.

Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.

I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021

Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021