Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN
Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN
the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)
Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!
The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!
What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.
I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.
What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.
Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur
The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.
Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!