The Hammening

This day happened on 8/7/2024

"Do you remember when "The Hammening" happened on that fateful night"

by Lavender fields August 7, 2024

The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas

by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009

The Happening

A waste of money and your life.

We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

The Happening

Mark Wahlberg's biggest mistake.

Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...

by t-man253 October 22, 2010

The Happening

1. A synonym for a plot twist or turn in a story (eg, book, movie) that is extremely convoluted and anti-climactic that makes something that originally had good potential seem completely pointless.

2. The film of the same name by M. Night Shymalan (he used to make kickass movies like Signs and the Sixth Sense) that birthed this definition. It starts with people mysteriously killing themselves like under a trance, but the twist is that plants are giving off toxens that are causing humans to do it. An unintentional comedy.

1. Eric's fanfic was really good, and had a lot of potential, but in the end he pulled a 'The Happening' and gave it a shitty anti-climactic twist that insulted the reader's intelligence and amde them feel like they'd just wasted a lot of time.

2. Was M. Night wasted on this one?

by Dr.Strangehate September 9, 2009

Hammering the Troll

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.

Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll

by Slade666 September 29, 2011

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020