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The Haggies

When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies”
by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021
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shag the haggis

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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shag the haggis

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008
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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 24, 2008
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shaggin the haggis

A term for having sex with sheep.
Ah, that lad Jimmy is out in the field shaggin the haggis again. What a pervert. shaggin the haggis
by anonymous1717 June 24, 2016
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Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.
Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''
by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009
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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 23, 2008
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