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A being of great celestial power, delivered from the heavens to save the worldd from emo music. His strong height implies that he is in face the Tree of Life, and as his hair grows so does the world's children.

His mystical instrument is the Bass of the Gods, but he has also been known to shape contininents on the opposite side of the planet by ferociously drumming to "Foreplay" on the Expert setting in the popualar video game "Rock Band". This celestial being can never lose, as he will always find a way to swipe his enemies' stars.
"My cattle have been disintegrated. The Guz must not have been pleased with our latest album."
-Axl Rose on Chinese Democracy
The Guz by GORE-ILLA February 27, 2009
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The Guzzler 

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.
Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

The Guzzler 

A co-worker or peer who brown noses and sucks so much cock to get to the top.
Ryan and Mr. Fung went fishing, just them two. You know what Ryan was up to. I guess thats why he earned the name The Guzzler.
The Guzzler by tyler dirden April 20, 2007

the guzeman 

When your girlfriend/boyfriend gives you ablow job while fingering your asshole.
Dude, last night Shirley gave me the guzeman and it was awesome!
the guzeman by tenmidgets October 16, 2013

The Dirty Guzman 

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.
“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”
The Dirty Guzman by The beta cell February 19, 2023

The gas guzzler 

Sucking down someone's fart while eating their asshole.
Jennifer preformed the gas guzzler while eating Peter's ass.
The gas guzzler by Stlrfandan September 25, 2017

alan the kidney tickler guzman 

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft
Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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