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The Gretzky 

To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.
"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"

"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
The Gretzky by Kelvin Hause October 31, 2008
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The Gretzky Pregame

Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.
I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.
The Gretzky Pregame by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010

The Wayne Gretzky 

The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)

1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!

3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her

4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The Wayne Gretsky 

this is when you are having sex with a girl and one of your buddy's is hiding on the floor for your cue with a pillow in his hand.. then when you say now! he pops up and whacks her with the pillow . then you and your buddy scream wwwwaaaayyynnneeee gggrreeettssskkkyyy!!!!
so sally is banging baby greg and he is hitting it doggy style and when he is getting close to climax he says now and billy pops up off the floor and whacks sally right in the face with a pillow and screams the wayne gretsky!! and then u go about your business
The Wayne Gretsky by drew massa October 1, 2007

The Wayne Gretsky 

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.
Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.
The Wayne Gretsky by Matt May 13, 2005