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The Gropening 

When you are hella bored scrolling through your phone and you just squeeze your dick and mess around with it without a thought in your mind
Guy 1: Yeah I had The Gropening last night cause I was sooo bored
Guy 2: I get that, I had one a few night ago too

Not winning the gooning contest 

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

gooning for the 1% 

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
gooning for the 1% by mlhiss November 15, 2011

The month of gooning 

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th
"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"

Loosening for the Crew 

When I'm feeling Naughty, I tend to let loose and start Loosening for the Crew

Gooning on the Beach 

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec
We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?