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A large boy who has no friends and an eating disorder. He also considers suicide and hates people.
I think that lonely guy over there is the gibb. He does not look happy.
The Gibb by A funny cnut. May 16, 2010
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The Gibboon 

The Gibboon is a clumsy creature, commonly creating akward social situations which ultimately lead to it's humiliation.

These screw-ups, or by the Latin name "Giblunders" can include;
Voice / speech errors.
Countless fumbles (tripping / stumbling).
Breaking, dropping or spilling everything it hopelessly tries to hold on to.
Painful accidents leaving permanent physical and mental damage.
Complete lack of foresight.
General bad luck.

The Gibboon is also known for its immense laziness, becoming out of breath and tired after performing simple day-to-day tasks.
Hey "The Gibboon" is on its way *crash*

Clumsy, clumsy Gibboon
The Gibboon by ROHAI March 21, 2011

The gibbles 

"The gibbles" is what a double chin becomes when it reaches its max size..>_<
only librarians can have this.
**Never look directly at the gibble!! It may wink at you and give you nightmares!!**
WOAH!!!! Dude What the hell is that thing?!
It moved I swear!!!
AHHHHHHHH it winked at me NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The gibbles by Barrel roll** March 25, 2005

The Gibbler 

the act of a man motorboating a girl's dangly meat curtains after he busted a nut in those guts.
little donnie looked like he had just fallen face-first into a tub of frosting after he gave the bitch the gibbler.
The Gibbler by addifashion October 22, 2008

wax the gibbous 

To perform fellatio during one's period. Used especially if the period falls between the first half and full moon phases.
Dude, when I get home, my girlfriend is going to wax my gibbous.
wax the gibbous by Nyarlathotep February 18, 2004

Give her the Gibbler 

A sexual finishing move of sorts. The Gibbler takes a lot of pre preparation. First, before sex, you must pause the tv when watching Full House. The pause screen must be on Kimmy Gibblers face. Next, during sex, with all lights and the tv turned off, you must position your lovers face, doing doggy style, as close to the tv as possible. When your partner is about to climax, flip on the tv to the paused screen of Kimmy Gibblers face.
Hey bro things are getting pretty serious with Delilah and I. I think tonight’s the night I’m gonna give her the Gibbler.

The gibby gibby grab 

When you got a bong and a pipe going opposite ways in the same circle and you pass to the same person who passes to you.
Ahh they are both gonna get it.

The gibby gibby grab
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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