The Flying D 

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

The Flying D by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017

The Flying Dyson 

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

The Flying Dyson by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) 

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

The Flying Dutchmen 

Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.

"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"

The Flying Dutchmen by T J W September 29, 2007

The Flying Dutchman 

The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.

My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.

The Flying Dutchman by guitar098 October 12, 2008

The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.

Kyle used the Flying Dutchman on me in the office this morning.

The Flying Dutchman by Betycrocker8 October 17, 2025

THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER

An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.

Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"

Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER by cosmicllama December 11, 2010