The Fitz 

Masturbating while a girl watches you.

Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"

Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"

Demarius: "Thats wassup"

The Fitz by bodaciousdude October 11, 2012

The Fitz 

Getting a hand job through your shorts by a female

dude i went to austin,and came back with the fitz

The Fitz by Mr. Skeettastic January 6, 2008

The Fitzgerald Fake 

In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.

Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!

The Fitzgerald Fake by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021

The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.

"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."

The Great Fitzgerald by ranciddl December 8, 2022

The Flying Fitzgeralds 

Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald are the brothers often called The Flying Fitzgeralds. They are true heroes of history. Both of these heroic brothers served in the US Airforce. They saved the nation countless times. I can't even begin to tell you all of their heroic deeds but I will mention one of the many. One time after 911, another terrorist wanted to attack the United States of America. So this terrorist was about to fly his plane into a very large building and kill millions of people. But The Flying Fitzgeralds uncovered his evil plan and stopped it. In an epic dogfight in the skies, The Flying Fitzgeralds managed to bring the terrorist's plane down before anyone was hurt. They saved millions of lives that day. This is just one of the dozens of heroic deeds they've accomplished. But there's too many to list here. But the key takeaway is that The Flying Fitzgeralds: Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald were national hero pilots of the United States. I hope more people hear the tale of these heroes. These heroes don't get the recognition they deserve. If you're reading this, spread the word about The Flying Fitzgeralds.

Man "IT'S THE FLYING FITZGERALDS! OMG!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"

The Flying Fitzgeralds by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025

Fitzing the schlitz 

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

Fitzing the schlitz by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III 

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.

"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III by Palonseo April 11, 2022