5 definitions by Palonseo

Blowporching

When you suck your porch's Dick.

"DUDE, you won't believe me when i tell you that this morning i have been blowporching all the time!"
"Daniel you Need to see a therapist"

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

Tic tac sex

Having sex while playing tic tac toe on someone's ass cheeks.

"that tic tac sex with Rolanda was freaking Amazing"

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

Ballin'(testicopter)

When tour travel at the Speed of light and your balls start Rolling like elicopter thingy do.
It cool.
Negative effects: balls on Fire.

"Hey Jon! I was going home when i started fucking ballin'(testicopter)! Me balls on Fire."
"Fuck"

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.

"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

Quandale Dingle

Name created in Heaven that represents the universe, anyone that Is gifted with this name has to become a God that looks Upon us.
Goofy ahh name.

"Hey Quandale Dingle, how Is going in Heaven?"
"डडिऐईराओईईरडझखोआओपश्रड"
Quandale Dingle was horny

by Palonseo April 11, 2022