the fax

Short form for "Halifax", capital of the province of Nova Scotia, Canada. Superior to all other short forms, including "Hali" and "H-Dizzle"*.

*These short forms may or may not actually exist

Dude, I am totally getting a cheap lobster dinner tonight. Where else but the fax!

by NoReMoRsE3000 May 23, 2009

Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Delivering the fax to Cleveland

Delivering the fax to Cleveland means to go poop.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Delivering the fax to Cleveland, it’s gonna take a while.

by anonymous March 28, 2021

net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.

hey look everyone there's a net on the fax

by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009

Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

show me the car fax

When you want your bro to show you his love interest on social media

"Who's Christina? Show me the car fax bro!"

by DankMemeHunter February 7, 2017

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 7, 2017