The Fauch 

A popular nickname for Dr. Anthony Fauci who is loved and admired all over the world for his unparalleled expertise and always patient, avuncular, matter of fact manner.

Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.

The Fauch by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

"the fanch" 

another word for the peace sign

Rockin' "the fanch" a.k.a. the peace sign

"the fanch" by jo6seph May 20, 2007

the facchini 

a girl thats on everyones jock, She tends to have new boyfriends daily, shes choppin skyler and spry and others,She looks as if she is around 5 years younger than her actual age. She live in newfie buildings. She premaritally does things at early ages in staircases with old guys. She knows where to locate the "G-Spot".

Gary-"Hey bro, did you see that bitty over there man?
Curtis-"Yeah dude but she's like 12 years".
Gary-"Ohh, Yeah, ha ha that's the Facchini right?
Curtis-"Unfortunately..."

the facchini by GoatmanSam November 21, 2010

straight to the fachi 

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.

straight to the fachi by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023