Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
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an action used on ones pants.

to hit someone in the crotch area or to hit yourself in the crotch area while wearing pants.
"Where did Stephen go tonight?"
"He's at home fanching his pants"
by James John August 27, 2006
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"Man, that restaurant my girlfriend and I went to last night was so fanch!"
"What the hell is 'fanch'?"
"Oh sorry i misspelled fancy."
"What the hell? We're talking..."
by mrbananafire September 5, 2019
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Fancy and Rich, at the same time!
As I sat there, in english class, I thought, "Man, Gina Ho's new shoes are so fanch!"
by Ilienne Schachter January 20, 2005
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Gargantuan ball sack; or a man with an enormous ball sack
Example One:

Juan: We're hittin' old papi mariposa's crib tonight. Who's in?
Jerryck: But Juan, papi mariposa is the baddest drug lord anywhere. We'll all be dead before we even get in the front door!
Jorge: He's right Juan, I don't wanna die...
Juan: Ay! Pinche pussies. Anyone with a fanche in this fucking room?

Example two:

Sam: Did you hear about Diego?
Kaleb: Nah, what happened?
Sam: He asked Cindy to prom...
Kaleb: Duuuude, what a fucking fanche! She's the hottest girl in school!
by OfficialSchlompticox December 3, 2017
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Normally used towards people who act like jerks; The vulgarity level of the term is equal to that of "fuck."
You stupid fanch! You just ruined my new shoes!
by Johnissoevil March 22, 2004
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