spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.

“I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”

by scrotumsoldier October 05, 2023

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023

bawbag

just the scottish slang for ‘ball sack’

commonly used as an insult for an idiot or better yet a dafty

*dugs pished the rug*

“Hawl, ya fuckin bawbag! Naw, get that dug so far TAE FUCK!!!”

by scrotumsoldier October 23, 2023

straight to the fachi

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.

by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023

keep it a buck one thowie

keepin it a buck one thowie (buck 1000) is to be brutally honest with someone.

it’s like keepin it a buck fifty but more extreme.

“lemme keep it a buck one thowie rn witchu bro, this song is ass.”

by scrotumsoldier October 21, 2023