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Barrel over the Falls

A term used to define a sexual practice wherein a female stands, legs-apart, above a male partner laying beneath her and proceeds to urinate and then defecate on top of him in said manner: "piddle in the middle, plop on top".
"No, seriously. Kendra was so annoyed that Shaatie tried to 'Cleavland Steam' her the other night, that she busted out a 'Barrel over the Falls' on his ass!"

Over the falls 

The term used when a surfer takes off on a wave and the lip of the wave hurls them from the top of the wave to the bottom resulting in a frightening wipeout and giving great pleasure to spectators and other surfers.

The bigger the wave the better the wipeout. It is one of the greatest sights in surfing.
Alan- "hey bro how was that wave?"

Tim- " Oh man I went straight over the falls and was pinned down for about a minute, I thought I was gunna drown!"

Alan- " Ha ha. That's so fucken funny!"
Over the falls by clownlager March 2, 2010

The False Prophet 

The False Prophet, also known as Amos Costeno, is a dark figure that haunts the school hallways. He roams the halls with a menacing aura, his eyes piercing and cold, his face twisted into a sinister grin. He thinks he is the ruler of the school, a prophet sent by some dark force to bring chaos and destruction.

Amos moves with an unsettling grace, his footsteps barely audible as he glides across the floors. He wears a long black robe that drapes over his thin frame, and his hair is long and tangled, falling over his face like a veil of shadows. He carries a staff made of dark wood, adorned with strange symbols that seem to glow in the dim light.

The False Prophet's presence alone sends shivers down the spines of those who dare to cross his path. He speaks in hushed whispers, his words laced with malice and deceit. He preys on the weak and vulnerable, promising them power and glory in exchange for their souls. His followers are many, all of them drawn to his dark charisma and the promise of something more.

Amos Costeno truly believes he is the master of the school, the one true prophet of some twisted religion. He enforces his twisted ideology with an iron fist, punishing those who dare to question his authority. The school hallways are his domain, and he will stop at nothing to maintain his power.
The False Prophet (a.k.a. Amos Costeno) is a spine-chilling character that haunts school hallways, relishing in the manipulation of those around him. With an inflated ego, this higher being delights in terrorizing his peers with his cruel and twisted actions, leaving a trail of fear and discomfort in his wake.

The-False-Cum 

During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!
She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk

She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"
The-False-Cum by Yayo June 25, 2004

The Falk 

Where you steal a helicopter, go to a hover 200 Ft above an important location, strip naked and tie a noose around your neck, and jump out.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mike? He fucking sent it and pulled the Falk!
The Falk by Snoweasel June 19, 2020

Barrel over the Falls

A sexual routine that involves a female partner having her male partner lay down, while she stands above his chest, stomach, or pubic region (depending on her personal preference) and proceeds to pee, and then poo on top of him.
A variation of this practice is known as the "Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy", wherein the female will end the session by glopping a big smear of period blood on the male's face, however, this portion of the practice is reserved for occasions when the female is experiencing the peak of her monthly menstrual flow, hence allowing for good glopping action to take place.

The entire routine can be summed up in rhyme, as follows: "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Stain on brain", or alternatively, "Piddle in the middle, Plop on top, Glop on mop", and is widely considered to be the female equivalent of the Cleavland Steamer, Angry Pirate, and Donkey Punch routines.
When Jill was on the second day of her period, she knew it was the perfect time to give Jack a Barrel over the Falls ends in Tragedy, so she waited until nightfall and then let the ripest poo she could muster fall out of her bum and onto his chest, all the while demanding that he scream out in ecstasy.