The Ellen

To blink very tightly, but then you open your mouth very wide and clamp down on that juicy plump dick.

Oh man did you see that women do The Ellen on their husband last night?
(Guy): I could really use The Ellen right now.

by filthybro June 5, 2016

The Ellen Threshold

The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.

by lukebn December 3, 2010

The Ellen Effect

The idea that if you so much as dance in front of a camera, it is considered a “wholesome” act and you are therefore a wholesome person. When in reality your wholesomeness is completely contrived and in real life you’re a piece of shit.

Ellen Degeneres is the most referenced of this effect based on the early theories of Adam Carolla, however The Ellen Effect has spread to every single person on Tik Tok

Hey bro did you hear about Bill Cosby?
Yeah but I’m not surprised at all.

What do you mean?
The Ellen Effect man. Cosby was always dancing to hide the fact he maliciously raped women.

by Ellenshowintern November 12, 2022

The Ellen Effect

A talk show that has gone through The Ellen Effect is a show that interviews celebrities, gives money or expensive stuff to people who deserve it, showcase kids' talents, and gives prizes to audience members.

The Steve Harvey Show has gone through The Ellen Effect for its similarity to The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

by thekidontheradio October 24, 2017

The Ellen Effect

When you want something really, really bad but you can't have it.

"Wow the new PlayStation is amazing!"

"But I can't afford it.. "
"Guess you'll be experiencing the Ellen Effect then."

by Very sad man March 29, 2018

The Ellen Page Challenge

The rare and incredibly difficult physical challenge that only 10% of people can complete.

"I'm still messed from attempting the Ellen Page Challenge...I wish I had never heard of it..."

by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018

The Ellen's

All the Ellen's have been through something, like Ellen DeGeneres with her messed up plastic surgery, or Ellen Pompeo dodging death atleast 17 times. If your name is Ellen you could either be a Goddess or run a tv show for millions of years :)

Omg that girl named The Ellen's is totes gonna die 17 times or get botched plastic surgery. Ahahhaha

by Derek/Patrick Shepherd/Dempsey August 10, 2021