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The Dungeon 

Imagine the freakiest most inhumane place on earth. That is the dungeon. It exists in an alternate reality where NOTHING is considered wrong. iykwim. Now of course I am talking in a freaky way not in a murderous way. Anyways the dungeon is used in hypothetical questions where u r given 2 choices, but always end up choosing the dungeon to save ur self respect.
Friend: Would u rather make eye contact with ur grandpas balls for 20 minutes or go in the dungeon with Elon musk (unrestrained) for 2 hours while being livestreamed on twitter.

You: Um...................dungeon here I come
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plungin’ the dungeon 

during intercourse (either vaginal or an anal) the man pulls out right before climaxing, the man ejaculates into the cup of a plunger, the man’s partner bends over spreading their butt cheeks as far open as they can, the man takes the plunger placing the flange of the plunger as tight as he can against his partner’s anus and begins plunging his seminal fluid into his partner’s anal cavity
Stan enjoys plungin’ the dungeon on Kim.

Troll in the dungeon 

A video to use when someone trolls, for example posting an unsolvable math question on Yahoo Answers
Solve: x(x-4)=8
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!
Troll in the dungeon by frabrizio December 19, 2017

Unicorn in the Dungeon 

The willing and consensual female, takes a knee, receives the male butthole on the bridge of her nose, covering her eyes causing a dark and gloomy atmosphere. However, the erect member stemming from the young man standing in front of her, causes the lass to look as if she has a majestic horn growing from her forehead. Many an option are available to the couple from this point forward.
I don't believe in Leprechauns or the Tooth Fairy but last night me and the Mrs. saw a Unicorn in the Dungeon first hand
Unicorn in the Dungeon by Rsully August 4, 2009

Troll in the dungeon! 

A phrase made popular by Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Also can be used to describe an impending trip to the toilet. When you have to go number-two...bad.
While sprinting to the toilet, Javier yelled, "Everybody get outta my way! I had Mexican food twice yesterday and there's a nasty troll in the dungeon!"
Troll in the dungeon! by ibripped October 15, 2013

Come out of the Dungeon

Same as "come out of the closet" but from BDSM practicing people.
Vicky finally made the move to come out of the dungeon and admitted shes a sub!

plunder the dungeon 

When you have sex with a nerdy girl.
I totally want to take that chick and plunder the dungeon
plunder the dungeon by crownman August 7, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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