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The Dungeon 

Imagine the freakiest most inhumane place on earth. That is the dungeon. It exists in an alternate reality where NOTHING is considered wrong. iykwim. Now of course I am talking in a freaky way not in a murderous way. Anyways the dungeon is used in hypothetical questions where u r given 2 choices, but always end up choosing the dungeon to save ur self respect.
Friend: Would u rather make eye contact with ur grandpas balls for 20 minutes or go in the dungeon with Elon musk (unrestrained) for 2 hours while being livestreamed on twitter.

You: Um...................dungeon here I come
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plungin’ the dungeon 

during intercourse (either vaginal or an anal) the man pulls out right before climaxing, the man ejaculates into the cup of a plunger, the man’s partner bends over spreading their butt cheeks as far open as they can, the man takes the plunger placing the flange of the plunger as tight as he can against his partner’s anus and begins plunging his seminal fluid into his partner’s anal cavity
Stan enjoys plungin’ the dungeon on Kim.

Troll in the dungeon 

A video to use when someone trolls, for example posting an unsolvable math question on Yahoo Answers
Solve: x(x-4)=8
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!
Troll in the dungeon by frabrizio December 19, 2017

Unicorn in the Dungeon 

The willing and consensual female, takes a knee, receives the male butthole on the bridge of her nose, covering her eyes causing a dark and gloomy atmosphere. However, the erect member stemming from the young man standing in front of her, causes the lass to look as if she has a majestic horn growing from her forehead. Many an option are available to the couple from this point forward.
I don't believe in Leprechauns or the Tooth Fairy but last night me and the Mrs. saw a Unicorn in the Dungeon first hand

Troll in the dungeon! 

A phrase made popular by Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Also can be used to describe an impending trip to the toilet. When you have to go number-two...bad.
While sprinting to the toilet, Javier yelled, "Everybody get outta my way! I had Mexican food twice yesterday and there's a nasty troll in the dungeon!"
Troll in the dungeon! by ibripped October 15, 2013

Come out of the Dungeon

Same as "come out of the closet" but from BDSM practicing people.
Vicky finally made the move to come out of the dungeon and admitted shes a sub!

plunder the dungeon 

When you have sex with a nerdy girl.
I totally want to take that chick and plunder the dungeon
plunder the dungeon by crownman August 7, 2011