The DoDo 

Another word used for "Dope."

Aye homes could you come through and bring the DoDo?

The DoDo by Stoner_Baby_420 November 10, 2015

The Dodo Is Alive!

When some Trumpists-turned-QAnonists still stranded on the volcanic island of Mauritius—who needed to concoct a half-believe story to gain public attention so that they could fly back home—told the locals that they spotted a big bird that resembled the flightless dodo in the middle of the night, when the country was still on lockdown, thus raising the infinitesimal hope that the Mauritian bird, thought extinct, is far from dead.

That “the dodo is alive!” sounds like a modern version of the biblical story of Jesus’ raising Lazarus, who had already been in the tomb for four days, from the dead—even if the big bird is long dead, who says that it can’t miraculously be resurrected?

The Dodo Is Alive! by MathPlus December 12, 2020

Chief Chunk'em in the dodo 

The act of a large penis being chunked in the brown eye.

God, Chief Chunk'em in the dodo tore my asshole up last night

Chief Chunk'em in the dodo by Chief Chunk'em in the dodo April 16, 2011

whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

whacking the dodo by Emvaya May 6, 2020

way of the Dodo 

Something that is passe or is no longer seen or used.

(Coined by Jason Shotwell, as heard in "Superman III"

Video Arcades have gone the way of the Dodo.

way of the Dodo by Chris O'Brien November 11, 2008

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

dead as the dodo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Do the dodo 

To kill something in hope of making it extinct. Usually flies, mosquitos and/or ants.
Not to be confused with the expression to "do" someone. The expression "Do the dodo" has nothing to do with bestialty. To "go the way of the dodo" has nothing to do with this expression.

"Oh God I hate mosquitos, they're everywhere."
"Well I guess you have to do the dodo to get rid of 'em"

Do the dodo by Deep_Thought January 17, 2010